You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in crotch, old t-shirt with a stain from who knows what and an old pair of tennis shoes.
Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something required to complete the job. Depending on your age you might do the following:
* In your 20s:
Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the register.
* In your 30s:
Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to school with.
Showing posts with label shopping humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shopping humor. Show all posts
November 23, 2010
May 31, 2010
Retail Therapy
I bet most girls will agree with this. LOL! ;) Well, in my own experience, it really works! There's nothing a good pair of shoes can't fix. It can really make you feel so much better. But of course, just make sure you have the money to splurge or you will get in trouble!
August 24, 2008
Warning Labels...
... that will surely make you laugh! LOL!
On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
(DUhh..!)
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside"
(hhmmm...Is the bag of fritos free..?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(aahhh...DUH...!)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(What idiot would iron their clothes while wearing it..?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(It's so easy, A caveman can do it..)
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(Did they mean toy cars and toy machinery..?)
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(wheww....kids and their immagination....)
~ Snagged from Oning. ;)
On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
(DUhh..!)
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside"
(hhmmm...Is the bag of fritos free..?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(aahhh...DUH...!)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(What idiot would iron their clothes while wearing it..?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(It's so easy, A caveman can do it..)
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(Did they mean toy cars and toy machinery..?)
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(wheww....kids and their immagination....)
~ Snagged from Oning. ;)
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